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"tuneando" ugly ..

What about boys ... long time without being in these parts, in short, every time I do it because I have a valid reason to complain of the world and the stupidity that surrounds us.

Yesterday I was watching on TV a special program on the novel that for horny pubescent (or pseudolectores pocket) in which as had been done showing the movie "moon." I will not go complaining the post about the stupidity of the book and the limited content that may come to have these books, since many entries have been pretty interesting analysis about it. And really, I'm not going to complain about "Twilight."

This wave we have to watch from behind.

Everything comes from the aesthetics and the perception of the world (especially) western about beauty. The book has great content and the movie less, the big hook is caught by actors very attractive to all Mexicans frustrated in our fat / darkness / sagging / low altitude and underdeveloped Mexican stupidity, we view with admiration the foreign big men, macho and guapotes.

And worst of all is that there is a kind of worship of those characters that are quite profitable for marketing. These products have created are quite successful only because of their genetics. Vamos! and not even good actors, and no need to interpret and creative roles to transcend on the big screen. They are not a "Bond" or a "Batman", no need to prove anything or move the viewer, appear and with some smiles and a few winks and panties are down all the spectators.

When do we go from bloodthirsty vampires cursed to attractive models swallowing animals of the forest?

How do we make a detour to lonely werewolves biting on the forest edge of European cities to "boy bands" hairy? WTF!!


Where do we take this new trend holliwoodezca of "tuning" or "beautify" the big ugly?

Can you imagine what's next?

a terrifying exercise in projection, let's see what the cinema waiting for us in the coming years. And as the creativity of directors does not go far, future releases will see the old icons of evil embodied by the "actors" hottest of our times ... FRANKENSTEIN


This magnificent character reborn from the ashes of old decaying bodies will now George Clooney. The plot will vary a bit, because in 2020 the Japanese specialists in genetics will create the perfect man with body pieces of our most beautiful in the world. The result will be this green average man will break his heart to all women, of course, not marry or commit to any. Hinted at in the film that his penis reaches 45 cm.


DR.JEKILL And MR.PITT
This classic will be starring no less than by one of the handsomest men of today. The plot is about a scientist geek of wueba, who keeps inventing vaccines against AIDS and other incurable diseases, but besides that is a loser. His social life is limited and more ... YOU ARE HANDSOME! so he invents a wonderful formula with which it becomes extremely attractive, with only half the cost of reducing their IQ. His life turns around, it becomes popular and famous. Finally he decides to stay as Mr.Pitt and marry a hot actress.


zombie movies
This type of movies as we know it will be history. Who wants to see ugly zombies, skinny and a little sexy? When one of these guys has been nominated for any awards? NEVER and that is because they are ugly. Now the new generation of zombies have the same destructive properties of before, but without sacrificing the aesthetics. The first film with these characteristics will be one where the human race turns into zombies by a strange virus ... the H1NS-XY will return to the carrier incredibly beautiful, sexy and horny. Only be transmitted sexually, but become so stupid to the carrier will lose the ability to read, what humanity extinguished in a few generations. The cast will consist of a whole generation of wonderful actors and actresses who appeared on the reality show "America Most Smartest Model."


THE LOVE OF NIGHTMARES
all know and most grew up with the terror of the night. The wonderful Freddy Krueger. This man inspired terror to young and old. Their films were famous for causing psychological stress. In a couple of years to bring it back to the big screen, but this time from the talented hands of Zac Efron. The film is about children who daily at rest, dreaming of attending his concert, and again for the rest of eternity. This version will REALLY scary.


THE LITTLE MERMAID 3
return this children's classic. Unfortunately, kids today are not as impressionable as before. The characters could not remain static while a new generation of small devils ran through the streets talking about sex, puns and drugs. Admittedly, the generations are now wide awake, an old villain, with much like Paquita la del barrio no longer enough. Now in this new version we will see a new URSULA played no more and no less than Angelina Jolie. With new technology this character will be brought from the virtual reality and Angelina will be better than ever. In the movie the prince left to Ariel to be performed by Jennifer Aniston to go with Ursula and adopt children from the other end of Tues


ESO
Who does not remember this clown of terror? Who has not suffered in the flesh for all the difficulties involved in this fucking clown? With thousands of fans who still remember the adventures to defeat him, bring him back ... and this time to stay. The perfect setting is the 2010 World Cup, it will appear to a football team that can not rest to see this clown's face on the opposing team. Will the "terror of the goal box" ...


(also exist a secondary role where successful debut with a Mexican who had only driven a show TV in Mexico ... this wonderful actor will patiño ESO and its wonderful performance will be enough to win an Oscar or two ...)

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Uhm ... Yes

many days I already had some (?) Not happen to write, read or any of the things you can do with delays. And today, I looked and said, Okk! It is time to participate.

do not know what you think of 2009. For me it was in those years you never forget, in fact, has been the best year I can remember in my short life.
I had enough problems, enough things to say and others that had to be said, sadness, Severe shocks of life, heartbreak and these waves do not have one iota of good vibes. But instead of it this way, we saw how they helped me become a better person ... yes, I feel that I am a better person.

So it was not all bad, because I learned to make good things better and what better to do something great, though I failed many times, and without precedent, but with a future, of course, while still living.

really loved the 2009, with my whole self: mind, heart, body and soul. I loved it so seriously and I was happy to get to 2010, because I know that I can really do what I propose, bad or good, able to after all.
And now have to prepare to endure my attack, those useless school presidents, teachers who thought they would never amount to anything, those who once mocked me for "not being able to" those who boast of my disappointments, and those who believe that nothing between us could again be as great as it was before. Yes, all of them, and even gave me smiles and support, and all those who missed me name, they have to prepare for me. Because they give you one of those shots that you will never forget and will never forget because they cause one of the biggest smiles ever had on his face.

I wish them well and only the best, the great and wonderful thing this year. If you started wrong, do it well! If you start well, mejórenlo. And if you started better than last, making it excellent and unforgettable.

Success for All and fun!